The Whole World Wants Me To Get Divorced chapter 60

Husband

Just for the name “Yan Gu,” Wen Yan heartlessly kicked out his affectionate partner from last night, claiming the master bedroom for himself.

Fortunately, he was not one to hold grudges for long. After resting in bed for most of the afternoon, his anger had mostly dissipated by dinner time.

He didn’t bear much resentment towards Rong Xiao’s ex-lover. If he said he wasn’t a bit sour, it would be a lie. Just thinking about someone else holding the old monster’s hand and sharing experiences with him made Wen Yan feel as if he had swallowed Shanxi aged vinegar.

But he couldn’t blame anyone for it; he wasn’t even born at that time, and there was no way to compete with the ex lover. So, he thought it over and realized that words were just empty, and it was better to register the marriage with the old monster sooner, sealing the deal and keeping those who coveted Rong Xiao at bay.

After resolving Rong Xiao’s safety issue, Wen Yan didn’t hurry back. Finally, he had the leisure to explore the surroundings of the Fox Moon mountain, treating it as a vacation.

It wasn’t until the relentless notifications about the upcoming school term arrived that he reluctantly remembered he was still a university student.

Even though he could punch through the demonic realm, he still had to follow the arrangements of human universities.

So, the next morning, the three of them—Wen Yan, two monsters, and a car full of luggage—embarked on the journey back home.

Li Zheng and Jin Yueze had already returned upon receiving the news of Wen Yan’s well-being. Wen Yan sent them a message from the car, letting them know he was returning immediately. After sending the message, he threw away his phone and looked back at the gradually shrinking mountain through the window.

The weather was good that day, and through the car window, he could clearly see the lush vegetation on the mountain and the semi-transparent barrier covering the outside of the mountain.

Rong Xiao thought he was reluctant and said softly, “If you like it here, we can come here often for vacations in the future.”

Wen Yan smiled but didn’t say anything, just tightening his grip on Rong Xiao’s hand, his fingertips hooked with Rong Xiao’s.

He wasn’t really that reluctant. If he had to say he liked something, he preferred the house on the Green Mountain. Regardless of the seasons, the courtyard was always vibrant, and lotus flowers bloomed perpetually beneath the leaves, with fish swimming beneath the lotus leaves.

He just remembered when he came to Fox Moon Mountain; it was raining heavily. The world was damp and cold. He entered the mountain alone, feeling a pain in his heart so intense that he could barely breathe. Yet, he had to endure, gritting his teeth, determined to bring Rong Xiao back no matter what.

And he did it.

He came alone, but now he was leaving with him.

Once he brought Rong Xiao back, apart from staying by his side, Rong Xiao was not allowed to go anywhere.

After a journey of more than three hours, Wen Yan, Rong Xiao and Yu Bu Wen returned to the house on Green Mountain. Even though they had only been away for a few days, stepping into the house, they felt that it had become somewhat desolate.

A house, without its inhabitant, seemed sealed within the passage of time.

It wasn’t until the three of them entered again, filling the house with the items they brought back bit by bit, that the house seemed to come back to life.

Wen Yan looked up at the lights in the house and genuinely felt the sense of returning home.

However, he didn’t stay there that night.

He went back to his own house, and Rong Xiao went with him.

During their time at Fox Moon Mountain, Wen Yan had already video-called his parents, hiding the struggles and his back pain, and reassuring them that Rong Xiao’s condition had improved.

At first, Wen Luojiang and Qiao Shan were skeptical. It wasn’t until Wen Yan showed them the medical examination report that they reluctantly let go of their worries and began muttering—how did their son suddenly become so powerful?

So, this time when Wen Yan brought Rong Xiao back, it was also to let his parents, who had been worried, see him lively and well, completely putting their hearts at ease.

After dinner, Wen Yan and Rong Xiao took a walk in the garden. He once again put the emerald ring on Rong Xiao’s finger, perfectly fitting and seamless.

This ring finally came back to its most suitable owner.

The next day, Wen Yan and Rong Xiao appeared together at the Demon Control Bureau to register their marriage. Although humans and demons had been living together for many years, inter-species marriages were still a minority. Therefore, before a human and a demon could get married, they had to register in advance.

The last time Wen Yan was at the Demon Control Bureau, he beat up the head. Now, sitting in the Demon Control Bureau office, he officially became partners with the bureau’s biggest boss. It was indeed full of drama.

Any demons at the Demon Control Bureau with a bit of free time secretly gathered to watch. They either used invisibility techniques or transformed into inconspicuous decorations. Regardless, they all wanted to witness this miraculous moment.

Wen Yan felt a bit sorry for them. After all, he and Rong Xiao were sitting in the VIP room, and these curious demons could only see curtains, unaware of what was happening.

Around them, the top executives of the Demon Control Bureau were all present, pretending to be there for security reasons and occupying the best seats. Although full of curiosity, they managed to maintain their aloof demeanor, standing solemnly.

Wen Yan smirked at Qi Kong and said, “I’m terribly sorry for what happened last time. I wonder if you’ve recovered now?”

Qi Kong shivered and felt a bit of pain in his chest again.

He coughed and pretended to be weak, saying, “Thank you Young Master for your concern. I’m much better now. I was rude before.”

He figured it out. He was definitely labeled in Wen Yan’s heart, and it wasn’t a favorable impression.

Wen Yan chuckled inwardly.

Now, he even called him “Young Master.” Previously, someone with a big mouth said he wasn’t worthy to be Rong Xiao’s partner.

Wen Yan arrogantly turned his head, giving Qi Kong a view of the back of his head.

Beside Wen Yan, Rong Xiao glanced at Qi Kong with indifference. Although he didn’t say anything, Qi Kong felt immense pressure.

Fine, he was definitely going to have a tough time in the days to come.

After a while, Wen Yan and Rong Xiao’s attention shifted to the marriage registration form in front of them.

The marriage registration form floated in front of them. The off-white paper bore golden fonts, listing various commitments and constraints regarding cross-species marriage. At the bottom were two empty spaces awaiting signatures.

The demon realm didn’t need IDs or household registration. Signatures carried the effect of a contract, and once these names were signed, they would truly be unmarried husbands. If there were no regrets from either party after three months, the marriage would officially take effect, and a marriage certificate would be issued.

Wen Yan’s fingers gracefully wrote in the air, and after a moment, a dragon-and-phoenix dance signature appeared on the paper.

Next to his signature was Rong Xiao’s name.

Left and right, becoming partners.

Wen Yan’s mood was quite good. Although he was excited, recent experiences of extreme joy and sorrow had become too frequent to make him lose composure.

On the other hand, the high-level members of the Demon Control Bureau, who surrounded them, seemed to be desperately maintaining their composure, but one by one, they looked like they were about to faint.

Some with weak psychological endurance already had tears in their eyes.

It wasn’t clear whether they were relieved that the head of the bureau didn’t have to be single anymore or mourned that the god-like man was finally marrying someone else.

Wen Yan pondered, probably more of the latter.

But Rong Xiao had no consideration for the feelings of his subordinates.

Under the gaze of everyone, he skillfully and naturally kissed Wen Yan’s cheek, then took his hand and said, “Let’s go, husband.”

Wen Yan was practically inflated, holding his head high like a little silver-tailed sparrow, parading with his new partner, deliberately upsetting the monsters passing by who looked like they were about to faint.

And the next day.

The major demon realm newspapers, magazines, and even electronic publications all carried the same news—that the demon realm’s national male god, after being single for ten thousand years, was finally getting married!

The marriage partner was the rumored little human from the human world!

Wen Yan had been kept tightly under wraps by Rong Xiao. No frontal photos had leaked until now. After the registration was complete, pictures finally circulated.

The photo showed Rong Xiao leaning slightly, his eyes tender as water, and Wen Yan lifting his face, smiling brightly with a cute dimple on his cheek.

Rong Xiao’s kiss landed right on that dimple.

As soon as the photo was released, regardless of whether they were married or not, half of the monsters in the demon realm were lamenting their lost love. Among them were some irrational ones who wanted to jump off buildings or run away at night, causing quite a mess for the Demon Control Bureau.

The emotional forums and websites in the demon realm even crashed several times.

Clicking in, one would see either wailing about the male god, “Why didn’t you wait for me?” or contemplations about whether the male god actually liked humans. Some were even considering changing their species now.

It was quite lively for a while.

But within the Demon Control Bureau, aside from dealing with the mess, several high-level members, including the bureau chief, were together examining the scroll about innate spirit bones.

Now that they knew Wen Yan’s strength, it was a big deal for both the demon realm and the human realm. Although Wen Yan hadn’t fought Rong Xiao yet, based on Yu Bu Wen’s speculation, Wen Yan could at least fight evenly with Rong Xiao.

Rong Xiao’s combat power alone was terrifying, not to mention with Wen Yan.

However, the more they investigated the scroll, the more they doubted Wen Yan’s identity.

Wen Yan was identified as having innate spirit bones when he was born. In fact, it was reported by the human side and presented to the demon realm. The demon realm, seeing Wen Yan’s pure spiritual power, found it tempting and stamped it without much thought.

However, all previous spirit bones were physically weak. Even though they carried spiritual power, they couldn’t use it. They were more like vessels carrying spiritual power and almost always died young. The youngest one was swallowed in infancy.

The only one who lived longer belonged to a noble family and fell in love with a nine-tailed fox. The nine-tailed monster forcibly extended his life to over a hundred years.

But if he wasn’t a spirit bone, maybe he could have stayed with the nine-tailed fox for even longer.

Now, looking at Wen Yan’s capabilities…

All the monsters present fell into silence.

If this was considered weak, what were they?

Qi Kong rubbed his chin and asked the leader of the special team next to him, “Do you think he might not be human at all? Is it possible that he is actually a monster, perhaps a descendant of a great monster ancestor?”

The deputy chief shook his head. “We’ve checked before. Generations have been human. Besides, the big shots in the demon realm are all recorded. If there were descendants, they would have registered long ago.”

Qi Kong was at a loss, sighing, “But how can a human be so powerful at eighteen? What are we monsters still doing?”

Even after work, Qi Kong was still pondering this question.

While eating at the izakaya he often visited, he suddenly slapped his thigh, remembering that there was indeed such an extraordinary human in history.

Wasn’t it the Immortal Lord Yan Gu from three thousand years ago?

But before he could think further, his pocket vibrated, and he hastily put down his chopsticks.

Seeing the name displayed on the screen, he quickly put down his chopsticks and answered respectfully, “Master Su, why do you have time to call me?”

The voice on the other end, however, was not that of a man but a lazy and charming female voice. “Why else? That scoundrel Rong Xiao is getting married, and we have to rush back for the wedding banquet.”

Afterward, a gentle male voice sounded, “Qi Kong, it’s been a while.”